Friday, November 14, 2008
Pigs!
In modern swine production 3 factors determine success. Here is our instructional film about the foremost of those factors. It is also a song. Hooray!
Also, for your delectation, here is an mp3 of Skankhammer's extended mix of the song!
posted by Stallion Explosion (aka Joel)
11/14/2008 11:44:00 AM
Friday, November 07, 2008
2 Pumpkins 1 Cup
2 Pumpkins 1 Cup. A beautiful, touching love story. Truly uplifting, I'm sure you will agree. Actually, thinking about it, it's pretty disgusting. Infact it's horrific.
posted by Stallion Explosion (aka Joel)
11/07/2008 10:33:00 AM
Wednesday, November 05, 2008
The Pork EP
Woohoo! We have a new EP available on iTunes. It is The Pork EP and it TOTALLY ROCKS. Containing 5 brand new 7 Seconds Of Love songs, this is a truly wonderful thing. Hoorah!
posted by Stallion Explosion (aka Joel)
11/05/2008 03:50:00 PM
Friday, October 31, 2008
Beetard!
We have done a lovely new song! This is The Beetard! What a happy little chap he really really is!
Hooray for The Beetard!
posted by Stallion Explosion (aka Joel)
10/31/2008 11:01:00 AM
Friday, October 24, 2008
Love Your Blubber!
This is Love Your Blubber! It's a song about a walrus. It is also one for the '92 hardcore massive. One for the Oldskool. Whistle posse MAKE SOME NOIIIIIIIIISE!
I made this smothered in vicks vaporub and wearing white gloves.
posted by Stallion Explosion (aka Joel)
10/24/2008 12:03:00 PM
Thursday, October 23, 2008
Barack Obama meets the Queen
Barack Obama met the Queen for a policy discussion recently. I filmed it. Here is that film.
posted by Stallion Explosion (aka Joel)
10/23/2008 05:25:00 PM
Friday, October 17, 2008
Miso! Palin!
We have made a little song about Miso, and my hunger for noodles from thence. It's got a joke in it. The joke is actually the best joke anyone has ever made, and i have proved that with science.
In other news, I have continued to film Senator John mcCain's high-level talks with Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II of England. He recently introduced her to Sarah Palin, and my cameras were there to record the occasion. Here is a link to our footage of the event.
posted by Stallion Explosion (aka Joel)
10/17/2008 12:59:00 PM
Friday, October 10, 2008
Sex Factor
I've been cavorting for the benefit of the judges on the Sex Factor. It's HOT. Real HOT
Here is Darth Vader talking to Princess Leia. Sinister. Deeply sinister.
Also, here is Tarzan denying he has any monkeys
posted by Stallion Explosion (aka Joel)
10/10/2008 01:46:00 PM
Thursday, September 25, 2008
Screaming Flailing Machine!
Behold the terrible majesty of the Screaming Flailing Machine!
This is our greatest triumph! This is our Masterwork! This is our gift to humanity.
Seriously, this is without a doubt the best thing of any kind ever created in the history of humanity by anyone ever. It is TOTALLY FREAKIN' ROCK AND ROLL! HOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH!
posted by Stallion Explosion (aka Joel)
9/25/2008 12:33:00 PM
Friday, September 19, 2008
Cocktopede!
Allow me to introduce the Cocktopede. He is a happy chap, bopping along singing his song. He doesn't move very fast, for reasons which will become obvious when you watch his little song.
posted by Stallion Explosion (aka Joel)
9/19/2008 12:50:00 PM
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
Prairie Dog, Smallest Man, Longest Legs
A Prairie Dog watches the World's smallest man with the woman with the world's longest legs. Crikey.
posted by Stallion Explosion (aka Joel)
9/17/2008 05:37:00 PM
Tuesday, September 16, 2008
John McCain's Face
We're still filming Senator John McCain's high-level discussions with Queen Elizabeth II of England. This is footage of their talks over what happened to his face.
posted by Stallion Explosion (aka Joel)
9/16/2008 12:19:00 PM
Friday, September 05, 2008
My Car!
My Car is a happy song about going for a drive, that takes a bit of a turn when we find out the reason for the journey......
I honestly think this is one of the best things we've done. It's fantastic! Give it a watch!
posted by Stallion Explosion (aka Joel)
9/05/2008 11:15:00 AM
Friday, August 29, 2008
Fear Mzungu!
Tremble at the horror that is the fearsome MZUNGU! FEAR HIM! FEAR HIM! Mzungu will revel in your evisceration!
One More (Or Ten) - a delightful video featuring a little me dude on a rollercoaster
posted by Stallion Explosion (aka Joel)
8/29/2008 01:39:00 PM
Friday, August 15, 2008
ALBUM! ALBUM! HOORAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Woohoo! MASSIVE NEWS! Our debut album, "Danger Is Dangerous" is FINALLY up on Amazon! Woohoo! We know you have been wating for literally years for this moment. Believe me, so have we. But it was worth the wait! It's FANTASTIC! Get it here, NOW!
The album was produced by Ska Legend Gaz Mayall, who is wonderful and brilliant, and crafted our performances into the mayhem-inducing glory of perfection this album represents. It is definitely, and without any shadow of a doubt, the most important album release of this millenium to date. It will go down in history. In 50 years, you will remember where you were when you first heard this news. Hoooraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
In other news, we've made a game for you. Inspired by Katy Perry's summer smash "I Kissed A Girl" we've knocked out this love-drenched extravaganza, snappily entitled Katy Perry's Astro Girl Kiss Game featuring Lindsay Lohan
Good eh? Woohoo!
Also, we've been keeping an eye on the US presidential race, and so we thought we'd get the Queen to ask Senator John McCain about his plans for what he'll do if he is elected President of the United States of America.
Very enlightening, I'm sure you'll agree.
posted by Stallion Explosion (aka Joel)
8/15/2008 11:04:00 AM
Friday, July 18, 2008
Why Gooses Fly!
Why Gooses Fly! A truly moving, deep, touching song. Also it is very informative. Brought to you using a combination of SCIENCE and FACT, glued together by the wonderful magic of SONG.
Also, I just had to film little Zak Veitch doing his version of "I'm A Little Teapot". He loves that song, but as you can see he has his very own way of singing it. It's a huge improvement on the original, I'm sure you'll agree.
Finally, we thought we'd have a look at what Senator John McCain does when he is not in front of the cameras. We found him talking to the Queen about a new business opportunity - it seems he's invented a new kind of phone. Warning - this is very rude and contains naughty words. Not for kids.
posted by Stallion Explosion (aka Joel)
7/18/2008 11:54:00 AM
Friday, July 04, 2008
Princess Twinkly!
Hooray! This is Princess Twinkly! The loveliest, happiest thing of any kind ever made ever ever ever! Watch it and bask in the joy, happiness and warmth of Princess Twinkly and her bunny rescuing exploits!
Also, we have got a load of festival gear for you to buy! Check it out! You NEED a flag with Spongmonkeys on it. You NEED it!
posted by Stallion Explosion (aka Joel)
7/04/2008 12:19:00 PM
Friday, March 28, 2008
Crusha (Feel The Burn) by Kitten Crew featuring Errol single released
Crusha (Feel The Burn) by Kitten Crew featuring Errol. The greatest dance anthem ever created.
It is now available as a single! Get it from itunes here
This is full-on dance mayhem was based on this commercial for Crusha which I just made, with kittens working out in the gym
Hooray! Hooray for kittens working out! FEEL THE BURN!
posted by Stallion Explosion (aka Joel)
3/28/2008 01:31:00 PM
Wednesday, February 27, 2008
Cake!
Cake! Hooray! We've made the happiest, loveliest thing in the world ever! It's a little kitten singing about how much he loves cake and it's the best thing in the whole world and you'll LOVE it!
In other news, Prince Harry is our hero. Here's a song and video about his battle with the Taliban
Also, here's a little clip of Sophie rocking out to Tygörz
posted by Stallion Explosion (aka Joel)
2/27/2008 03:55:00 PM
Friday, February 08, 2008
Obey The Kitten! Songs With JibJab!
Obey The Kitten! If you ignore his advice you will be making a terrible mistake.
Me and Voom have done a bunch of songs with the lovely guys from JibJab, using amazing technology that lets you put your own head in the video, along with our kittens! Have a look! They are absolutely spiffy!
Happy Birthday
Thank You
Sorry
Let's Have Sex
Congratulations!
Thinking Of You
Happy Valentine's Day
Also, here's MORE incredibly useful life guidance service sites courtesy of the Centurion Hypno Kitten:
Get some friends around, crack open a beer, and OBEY THE KITTEN
Should I Drink Beer?
Unsure of whether or not to have a wank? Let the Centurion Hypno-Kitten make that decision for you (remember you MUST obey his commands):
Should I Wank?
Should I Breathe?
Should I Shit?
Should I Piss?
Also, it's Valentine's Day coming up soon, so we've got some FANTASTIC Valentine's gifts in the Rathergood Shop - Have a look! They are the best gifts you could ever possibly give ever ever.
posted by Stallion Explosion (aka Joel)
2/08/2008 12:47:00 PM
